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Patrick Star
[[File:Patrick Star|210px|]]
Vital statistics
Position Dumb Guy
Age 25
Friends and Family
Friends *SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Larry The Lobster
  • Sandy Cheeks
  • Everyone I Hate
Physical attributes
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown
Patrick Star is my 2nd neighbour and the dumbest one yet. He is also the reason I want to move out and live in places like Tentacle Acres because he is dumb. He is best friends with Idiot Number one. I bet even he can add 1+1 with out a maths dictionary. LOL! I bet everyone called Patrick is dumber than him, and that's not even about the family!


  • He's brainless
  • He gets us in trouble mostly
  • He is annoying
  • He asks ridiculous questions.
  • He is scared of monsters and ghosts (Hahahaha!)
  • He is easy to mess around with.